Who else just wants the holidays over with?

December 21st, 2006

So I blew off two dudes trying to pitch me for money on my way to the El stop.

I get inside the station and realize just how dead I am

to the holidays in general.

Working retail doesn’t help any - especially when, like me, you work in a place

that sells academically restricted versions of normally commonly available things.

I had an alumni literally try to stare me down when I told her I wasn’t able

to sell her the software she wanted (the vendor doesn’t allow alumni to purchase).

Don’t get me wrong - most of my customers are perfectly amenable,

some are incredibly cool, but it’s the Pareto principle again -

I tend to remember the 20% that are really annoying.

Which doesn’t exactly help with the holiday thing -

if I didn’t have a nativity scene on my table instead of a big garish tree,

i’d have gone over the deep end a long time ago.

That being said, I’m so far gone that even the Christmas novelty tunes



“Twisted Christmas” (Bob Rivers Comedy Corp)

and R-rated Christmas tunes



“Kevs Christmas” (Kevin Bloody Wilson)

do anything for me anymore.

I just want this holiday to be over with -

who’s with me?

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