And so lettuce is the next casualty in the War on Salad.

But why the War on Salad?

Maybe this link might explain things a bit.

According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics,

positions in the health care industry will be among the highest growing jobs in the next 10 years.

And what will all those health care workers need?

Sick people.

People who don’t eat their greens.

<channels Ren from “Ren &Stimpy”>

It’s all so clear to me now…

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