Someone call Anniemal control…..
was shopping at Franklin Mills this Monday,
where the video screens drove me to this declaration:
as God as my witness, I never want to hear
and/or see the video for Chewing Gum by Annie
(no, not the curly redhead - the vapid whiny voiced euro J-Pop blonde)again.
Ever.
not content to objectify boys lyrically, she objectifies girls with the video footage -
(I’m reminded of the scene in Purple Rain where Morris Day tells
the members of Appolonia 6 that he needs to see some “asses wigglin’”)
as for the lyrics, I say -
chew gum while you may - ‘cuz age and gravity are a bitch….
bitter? moi?
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