I was stupid enough to bid on (and win) an auction
touting a “Proven idea that works in newspapers”.
The idea was, even by the sellers admission, unethical.
I chose to give neutral feedback and described
the one sentence reply I was to send to anyone buying the idea from me.
The seller didn’t like that and chose to give me
negative feedback accusing me of sabotage.
At their request, I withdrew my neutral feedback,
which had the pleasant effect of countering their negative feedback
To avoid further retaliation,
I will not reveal the secret of doubling your money within this article,
as the sellers claim “pending copyright”
I will merely refer you to a set of links that provide the same answer:
http://www.stolientertainment.com/forthekids/jokes/klfold.htm
http://www.pfadvice.com/2005/10/21/money-quote-kin-hubbard/
Those below attribute it to Will Rogers:
http://www.bridgetown.com/contest/contestinfo.html
http://www.depositsdirect.com/doublemoney.html
a Wikipedia Link (which cites a quote from Ian Fleming’s Goldfinger)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auric_Goldfinger#Goldfingerisms_from_the_novel

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