it seems that Fig Newtons are just another instrument in the devil’s toolbox…
from God Hates Figs:
Figs are the source of all the world’s evils.
They are a plague upon humanity and an abomination in the sight of the Lord.
They’re worse than Hare Krishnas
Why do you picket the funerals of fig growers?
By the time an unrepentant minion of the fig conspiracy is being dumped in the ground like so much toxic waste,
it’s too late to save him. Already, his howling spirit is careening down to the flaming pits of Hell.
So why waste breath on hymns and platitudes about how the bastard’s gone to a better place?
Better to use the funeral to highlight a few home truths.Some of those attending the funeral may not be beyond saving,
if we can just get them to admit their own utter wretchedness and worthlessness.
If they read fashion magazines, they already have a low self esteem, which is half of the battle right there.
and for those of you heathens…
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