4 rules for public restrooms

• If the door’s closed - it’s OCCUPIED
  Don’t know how many times I get someone opening
  (or trying to open) the door whilst I’m seated.
• If the toilet’s not flushed - be sure to WIPE THE SEAT
  If they forgot to flush, they’ve probably got lousy aim, too
• The toilet is not a phone booth.
  Everytime I hear a cellphone convo inside a stall,
  I’m tempted to crack off a big ol’ loud one…
• The toilet is not a porn booth.
  There’s enough grunting and groaning without
  spankturbatory audio added to the mix…

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